Baileyphobia is the fear of not understanding a joke.
excuse me
maxphobia is the fear of waking up covered in sugar.
man this one is legit
hayleyphobia is the fear of becoming a moped
Cyrilphobia is the fear of marrying toast.
Ayaphobia is the fear of not finding the tilde on a keyboard.
Nataliephobia is the fear of admitting you like a show that a bunch of weirdos love.
I don’t usually reblog these things but….
Freephobia is the fear of counting chickens forever.
I had to.
(Source: autobrobot, via lilith-the-ancient)