In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people, and a lot less good at the stuff going on outside, which means that quite often if you flirt with us we will completely fail to notice, leaving everybody involved slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly unlaid.
So I would suggest that any attempted seduction of a writer would probably go a great deal easier for all parties if you sent them a cheerful note saying “YOU ARE INVITED TO A SEDUCTION: Please come to dinner on Friday Night. Wear the kind of clothes you would like to be seduced in.”
And alcohol may help, too. Or kissing. Many writers figure out that they’re being seduced or flirted with if someone is actually kissing them.
“It amazes me that even when people are horrible to me, I can’t be mean back. I can’t insult people. I can barely tell them how I feel about them. Why? Do I believe what they say about me? No, not particularly. I just don’t like to see people upset, no matter what they have done to me. And that’s sad. Because some people deserve to cry. They really do.”—
As payback, this wonderful person above will state the random facts herself.
1. My sister’s hamster pees on me a lot. Like yuuuck. Fourth time since we had them already. 2. I’ve been to the moon. 3. Chris Evans is my one and true love. (Hahah- sorry this is because I’m such a fangirl :’D) 4. I’m actually a robot, pouring tea for people all the time. That’s what I actually do for living and my purpose in life. Got to make sure people’s teacups are never empty. 5. My house is a resort for snails.
Again; this was according to Free and might not be entirely accurate. But hey! Who cares.
Since Mathi made up the facts about me, she made me do her facts. Yes. What are you talking about, darling? These are all legit facts.