Seriously, whenever I use a flip phone the first thing I always think of is Star Trek :D
THIS SHIT AIN’T RIGHT
STAR TREK DIDN’T PREDICT THE FUTURE FOOL
IT CREATED THE FUTURE
IT INSPIRED THE FUTURE
THE REASON THESE THINGS EXIST IS BECAUSE STAR TREK MADE PEOPLE WANT THEM TO HAPPEN
STAR TREK IS THE FUTURE
Dont forget about automatic doors
People are currently trying to make tricorders as well. So far it can monitor heart functions.
oh an hyposprays are in the works, too
i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)
oH MY FUCKING GOD
ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION
aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST
Ugh, that’s a horrible name. XD (for me I mean, no offense to anyone who’s called that) I will probably decide on a new name some time in the future, since my current name, while not obviously feminine, has been used to adress me as a girl my whole life. But that’ll all still take a while.
And thanks! Apparently the EFF is now a thing I do with my sisters and mother, which comes with the added benefits of a free ride and ticket, so that’s pretty awesome. (Also Arcen is like only half an hour drive from my parent’s place so why the hell not, right?)
Rule Number 1 chucked right out that window.
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW
Always reblog because perfection.
I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.
This is sacred
OHMYZOD IT’S BACK
I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD 10000 NOTES AND I HAD TO TAKE THE TIME AND SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO REBLOG
I am on mobile and I just spent like a good 15 seconds scrolling through BLANK GREY SQUARES. Fucking
The Wallet Ninja
It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!
BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.
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ellen page is a tiny apologetic menswear elf and laverne cox is a statuesque queen lifting her award in benediction
This looks like the most amazing prom picture ever.
Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
for the last fucking time representation does not mean shoving in a queer romance. it means acknowledging we fucking exist. it means a girl saying she likes girls. it means a character doing something as simple as checking out their same gender. you don’t have to be in a relationship to be recognized as queer. representation is not and never has been about ‘ships.’ it’s about normality. it’s about existing for a purpose other than a punchline or a god damned ship
Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”
Primary test results:
Fake Pockets: A How To
dude. this comic was made for me.
Lucifer just got new jeans.
How did this added gif escape my notice?!?!?!
I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series.
Damn you learn something everyday.
EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE
Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.
So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD
that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY
it’s like loki and thor all over again
ALL HAIL KING TRASH THE LION
I’ll be going to the Elf Fantasy Fair tomorrow, so if you spot me feel free to come say hi. :) I’ll be going as Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale with a purple tie and a flower crown. I don’t think I’ll be doing the tattoos due to chance of rain, but we’ll see.
Friendly reminder that I go by male pronouns on tumblr right now, but my family doesn’t know yet (my sisters and mom will be there, if you see me with three women and a golden retriever, that’s them). You can still refer to me as a guy, just as long as they aren’t around.